This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a women in a brand new Holden Calais doing 110kmh with her face up to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds… and when I looked back she was half way over in my lane, still working on that make-up.
As a man, I don’t scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs.
This splashed and burned my legs, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!!!
Bloody women drivers!!!
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