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Computers are Like Women

 Because…

- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.

Computers are Like Men Because…

- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

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