Inappropriate Blonde Joke

  A blonde police officer pulls a blonde driver over and asks her for a drivers license.



  The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find it. “I must have left my license at home, officer.”

  “Well, do you have any other kind of identification on you?” asks the officer.

  The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

  “Let me see it,” says the officer. She holds up the mirror and looks at it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”