It’s Tuesday the 15th January, 2013 and on this day back in 1797 - The Top Hat makes its first appearance, causing a riot.
The joke of the day:
Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!
In the news: GINA the chimp has a problem. She's addicted to adult human porn.
The first question you may have is how a chimp came to watch TV. That one is simple. A television set was installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo.
But maybe the zoo regrets the decision now.
Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El Mundo: “To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.
“In the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in order and she did not break the new toy.
“The surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done.”
Did you know: A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.
The random question of the day: How is 2013 going for you so far?
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