It’s
Tuesday the 15th January, 2013 and on this day back in 1797 - The
Top Hat makes its first appearance, causing a riot.
The
joke of the day:
Judge:
Haven’t I seen you before?
Man:
Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge:
Twenty years!
In
the news: GINA the chimp has a problem. She's addicted to adult human porn.
The
first question you may have is how a chimp came to watch TV. That one is
simple. A television set was installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo.
But
maybe the zoo regrets the decision now.
Primatologist
Pablo Herreros told El Mundo: “To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to
install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote
control so she could change the channels herself.
“In
the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in
order and she did not break the new toy.
“The
surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using
the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for
entertainment, as many of us would have done.”
Did
you know: A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.
The
random question of the day: How is 2013 going for you so far?
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