A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says: "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked: "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she did.... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
Oh that is so wicked!! Love it - I can never remember jokes...but I sure want to try to remember this one :)
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Lisa
Sometimes a joke is that good, you can resist posting it :)
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