After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly: “Good morning and welcome to Bunnings.”
I then said: “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say: “Hell no, they ain't twins... The oldest one's nine, and the other one's seven."
"Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied: “I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice, have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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