McCarthy-Wood

A husband finishes reading the book "Be the man of your house" and says to his wife: "From now on my word is law."

"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a sumptuous dessert. Afterwards, we will have whatever kind of sex I want," he said with full confidence. "You will bathe me as I relax, towel me dry, and then massage my feet."

The husband went on to say: "Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied........

"The funeral director would be my first guess......"