An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at a
casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll
of the dice.
She said: "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with
an Irish brogue yelled: "Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed:
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers
and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly
departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one
of them asked: "What did she roll?"
The other answered: "I don't know, I
thought you were watching."
MORALS OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are
drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
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