Breaking News

Police in Caboolture have announced the discovery of an arms cache of 50 semi automatic rifles with 2,500 rounds of ammunition, 4 anti-tank missiles, 2 grenade launchers, 1 tonne of heroin, $2 million in forged banknotes and 5 Ukrainian prostitutes - all in a semi- detached house behind the Public Library in King Street

Local residents are stunned. A community spokesman said:

"We're truly shocked.  We didn't know we had a library."