JokeBlog: Lost Aussie Bushwalker

  A bushwalker gets lost and ends up spending a few days wandering around in the harsh Australian bush looking for food. Finally, he catches a numbat, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw.

  A park ranger stumbles onto the scene, finds the hiker eating the numbat, and arrests him for killing an endangered species.


  In court the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.

  “Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty,” says the judge. “But I have to ask - what did the numbat taste like?”

  “Well, your honour,” the hiker says, “it tasted like a cross between a quoll and a Tasmanian Devil.”